最近做了一个搞笑的性测试。《你是哪种药？》
我是麻醉药。你呢？
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010
雪糕咸咸的 （2）
On Monday, our department had a lunch meeting with our account person, CW from MediaCorp.
A brief summary of our department.
WB: General manager
SY: Production controller
JL: Marketing executive and the one who dislike me and calls me a bitch
Me
We went to a Japanese restaurant and ordered our food and some food to share. JL started picking out the bean sprouts and the meat. CW was surprised and asked if JL is a vegetarian. JL says she dislike vegetables too. CW then started joking, and said “Then 你是什么？肉也不吃，菜也不吃。你不算是vegetarian。。。”Then SY and WB started joining in and comment on her not eating so many things and don't know how to label her. I thought I'll join in the jokes and say “啊我知道啦。做仙咯！”CW and SY 大笑。JL沉默吃她的午餐。Then WB说，“Maggie，你为什么要踩人？”我一头雾水但也没多想。
从那顿午餐开始，只要我开玩笑WB就会说我很喜欢‘踩’人。
今天on the way去meeting, JL 不在。WB, SY 和我开始聊天。WB又说我很爱‘踩’人。我受不了了，就问他：“我踩到谁了？”WB说：“你对JL说那番话（做仙），很伤人。”我火了。我有点生气得说：“你说我爱踩人，我还觉得你太sensitive。”连SY都一头雾水，不知道我几时‘踩’到人了。我解释说我真的只是开玩笑，WB却以为我知道JL不喜欢我，所以故意be sacarstic。我跟朋友都是这样说话的。我跟WB说：“如果不是要配合大家开玩笑，我才不管JL吃不吃什么。”
JL对我的笑话不笑是很正常的。Either她对我的dislike太深了所以笑不出来，or 我们的frequency真的相差十万八千里。辛酸的是，WB认识我那么多年，他还真以为我是这样的人。
Thursday, December 31, 2009
2009 年的最后一天
终于2009年的big projects已经忙完了。
看着我的blog history，2009 年的entries是最少的。可能越来越忙，没经历去blog.
回顾2009年：
1）我换了新工作。请我的人却在我上任的第四个月辞职了。但也因为他的离职我才有发挥的机会。
2）我的奶奶去世了。不好的回忆也没了。
3）我到了好多国家。柬埔寨、泰国、香港和美国。过境日本机场算不算？
4）我还是单身。。。但是还是有被爱的感觉。不寂寞。
5）我在教堂担任摄影师。摄影技术有变好了。可以用manual来拍了。照片也常被放在教会的网址。
6）2009年开始的时候，我说过要读完bible。有读啦，但没读完。。。
7）2009年写歌的愿望夭折了。我不会做melody，有歌词没有用。
8）看过的明星，郭富城、郑伊坚、林志玲和周杰伦。
9）我29岁了。明年就30了。是3头的人当中最年轻的。
2009年过得无悔。
2010年期待你的来临。
看着我的blog history，2009 年的entries是最少的。可能越来越忙，没经历去blog.
回顾2009年：
1）我换了新工作。请我的人却在我上任的第四个月辞职了。但也因为他的离职我才有发挥的机会。
2）我的奶奶去世了。不好的回忆也没了。
3）我到了好多国家。柬埔寨、泰国、香港和美国。过境日本机场算不算？
4）我还是单身。。。但是还是有被爱的感觉。不寂寞。
5）我在教堂担任摄影师。摄影技术有变好了。可以用manual来拍了。照片也常被放在教会的网址。
6）2009年开始的时候，我说过要读完bible。有读啦，但没读完。。。
7）2009年写歌的愿望夭折了。我不会做melody，有歌词没有用。
8）看过的明星，郭富城、郑伊坚、林志玲和周杰伦。
9）我29岁了。明年就30了。是3头的人当中最年轻的。
2009年过得无悔。
2010年期待你的来临。
Sunday, September 20, 2009
The bad memories are gone with her.
Today, most of the bad memories about her is finally gone with her.
My Ah Ma commented to the maid that she is tired and feels like sleeping when brushing teeth. The next minute, she lost conscious and turned cold. The maid alerted my dad who called me when I was still recovering from my flight back from Hong Kong in the wee hours of Sunday morning.
My brother and I ran to my Ah Ma's place two blocks away. She was already unconcious. I dialed 999 asking for assistance. But the stupid policeman asked me to call 995. Cannot transfer meh? Waste time. I held my Ah Ma's cold hands and kept on calling her, while waiting for the paramedics.
After a 10min wait, the paramedics are here. No pulse, no breathing. I went to the hospital with her. All along, me, the grandchild who has suffered the most under her mean ways was the only one with her at her deathbed. My brother and I were the only ones receiving the news of her death from the doctor. At that moment, my bad memories of her has left together with her spirit and soul.
I feel sad for this old woman whom I called Ah Ma. None of her children were around. Me who held her hands while she passes on didn't even shed a tear...
My Ah Ma commented to the maid that she is tired and feels like sleeping when brushing teeth. The next minute, she lost conscious and turned cold. The maid alerted my dad who called me when I was still recovering from my flight back from Hong Kong in the wee hours of Sunday morning.
My brother and I ran to my Ah Ma's place two blocks away. She was already unconcious. I dialed 999 asking for assistance. But the stupid policeman asked me to call 995. Cannot transfer meh? Waste time. I held my Ah Ma's cold hands and kept on calling her, while waiting for the paramedics.
After a 10min wait, the paramedics are here. No pulse, no breathing. I went to the hospital with her. All along, me, the grandchild who has suffered the most under her mean ways was the only one with her at her deathbed. My brother and I were the only ones receiving the news of her death from the doctor. At that moment, my bad memories of her has left together with her spirit and soul.
I feel sad for this old woman whom I called Ah Ma. None of her children were around. Me who held her hands while she passes on didn't even shed a tear...
Saturday, September 12, 2009
我小时候的志愿
你还记得小时候作文簿上写的志愿吗？是否跟现在的你不一样了？
小时候的我有很多志愿。电影看太多就想当职业杀手，把坏人干掉。但是因为杀手最终的下场是死或被抓，所以便把志愿换成导游。当导游不错嘛。可以出国看世界。过后就没有人再问我我的志愿了。
记得曾经有想过要在娱乐圈混。但是我并没有刻意的找机会进娱乐圈。所以大学时，我读了生物。还在动物园上班。最后却误打误撞地闯进了娱乐圈。
会不会是命中注定呢？无论怎样，总比当职业杀手强吧。
小时候的我有很多志愿。电影看太多就想当职业杀手，把坏人干掉。但是因为杀手最终的下场是死或被抓，所以便把志愿换成导游。当导游不错嘛。可以出国看世界。过后就没有人再问我我的志愿了。
记得曾经有想过要在娱乐圈混。但是我并没有刻意的找机会进娱乐圈。所以大学时，我读了生物。还在动物园上班。最后却误打误撞地闯进了娱乐圈。
会不会是命中注定呢？无论怎样，总比当职业杀手强吧。
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